Green Balls 

When a male is paying for something that ultimately won't get him to have sex but will get him extremely aroused.

Man those girls at that strip club were so hot, but I gots me some green balls and an empty wallet.

Green Balls by holmes02 November 22, 2011

Green balls 

When you are excited to get high on some good marijuana but you are either interrupted during smoking or don't bake an edible for long enough... And get only a little bit high kind of like getting dome from a chick only to have your parents walk in before you can finish. Green balls leads to temporary insanity and or feening for some more dank.

Yo man I was just sparking up my first bowl of the day when I was punched in the face by a member of the LBGT community I felt the initial effects of the bowl but got green balls when I couldn't finish it because of said gay/lesbian/bisexual/transexual being.

Green balls by Lord Dagon October 27, 2011

Green balls 

To want to catch and have an urge to have sex with lucky charms Lepercon.

Dude I think I have green balls It may be magically delicious.

Green balls by All meat salad 999 October 17, 2017

Green Balls 

When you have an immense craving for marijuana

CJ: "I have the worst case of green balls"
Lukas: "Same, let's have a bowl"

Green Balls by Ms. Canandler Bong February 2, 2021

GREEN BALLS 

When a man’s Genitals Start to grow mold on them.
It’s very gross

Boy: I’ve got GREEN BALLS

Girl: ew fuck off-

GREEN BALLS by M1|k December 4, 2021

Green Balls 

When you cause your partner to be aroused while outdoors, but there is no available space to have secret outdoor sex.

I gave my girlfriend green balls at Wet n' Wild.

Green Balls by RedMechanix July 11, 2024

Big Bouncy Inflatable Green Ball 

A ball with many different uses. Advertised by Nigahiga, it has the ability to reproduce somehow.

There are many uses for the big bouncy inflatable green ball!

Throw it at your friends!

Throw it at your enemies!

Throw it at your dog! *bark*

Throw it at your cat! *meow*

Throw it at yourself!

Throw it at your lamborghini!

Throw it at this lamp!

And for the really daring, throw it at this potato!

Oof... Po Tae Toh.

Big Bouncy Inflatable Green Ball by UnovaChampionDerpis22 August 6, 2012