a synonym for "fuck" that is derived from a MAD TVskit and is utilized, not to mention celebrated, by Norwegian Surf Gods the world over.
"James is freckles awesome."
"What the Freckles?! I just lost a game of pool to a girl!"
WARNING: using this word to refer to sexual intimacy, such as "I want to freckles you," may cause an extremely adverse reaction from the potentially "freckled." HANDLE WITH CARE.
1. A game that can be played with up to 6 people (4 recommended). Basically some sick fuck takes a dump on the centre of a table. A book or large flat object is placed on top of the dump. The 4 players put their chins on the table and 1 other player takes a boot or some other hard object and slams it on top of the book. The shit will spray over the faces of the players and the player with the least amount of 'freckles', wins.
A horrible skin disease resulting from a combination of bad weather, bad genes, and an inexplicable willingness to actually want to eat the dreadful hamburgers served at the local Golf and Country Club.
Freckles negatively affect not only a person's skin, but also their brain. As a result, a large percentage of people with freckles are, whiny, intellectually challenged, and have difficulty mastering even the most basic life skills, such as reading, writing, and arithmetic.
Most retarded people have freckles.
As soon as I found out that the girl I was datingonline had freckles, I broke up with her immediately.