The #1 fantasy footballtrophy anywhere. Every player craves to get their hands on the COK at the end of the year. It’s name comes from the family league that created an acronym for a beloved aunt’s famous plee after being teased: “Come On Kurt!”
The annual COK was awarded to cousin Timmy. All the other family members in the league are craving the COK but Timmy yields it like a true champion!
This occurs when your father, or another man, or woman with a dildo, or your mum with a dildo, entered your mothers vagina while she was pregnant with you which led to the impression of the penis/dildo being left in your soft skull. This then becomes a feature of your skull. It can be useful for storing food or as a flower vase.
'Look at that big whole in his head mummy'
'Don't stare, hes got cok in de head syndrome'
Dik Cok is a mockery of the social media app Tik Tok. People who despise the app or don’t like it and the people on it can call it Dik Cok. It’s essentially just a funny way to say Tik Tok.
Person 1: “yo how many followers do you have on your little Dik Cok”
Person 2: “ It’s called Tik Tok thank you very much!”
Suk Mai Cok (n.; v.)
1 n. Slang insult to an Asian persion, usually intending the verb meaning (see definition 2)
2 v. Suck my Cock in an Asian pseudo-language
1. Hey Thao Siu, your name should be Suk Mai Cok
2. Dude, Suk Mai Cok!