Mom picks up daughter from school and begins to drive.
Mom- "How was your day?"
Daughter- "Good, I have homewo...."
Mom- "You have what?"
Daughter- Sound asleep, mouth open.
Daughter has just had an attack of Carcolepsy.

Carcolepsy by Jenny Jimenez August 14, 2011

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Carcolepsy

Sudden, excessive sleepiness incurred in a car.

Because I have carcolepsy, I fall asleep everytime I drive.

Carcolepsy by AmyShu March 7, 2017

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Carcolepsy

When something occurs in the car and you're not sure if it really happened due to extreme fatigue.

Dude, I think he just stopped on the highway but I might be having some serious carcolepsy.

Carcolepsy by KDF42 April 19, 2018

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Carcolepsy

The tendency of falling asleep right as the car starts moving. For example your have to take your friends kid to there sports practice and you get in the car and you almost pull a Wilbur (Wilbur Soot) aka almost fucking dying. When this happens the car starts moving you crash Into another car and when you do this you realize ah shit this is gonna be bad so your friend cusses you out and your sitting there like "fuck off Mary ur boyfriend was a hoe anyways then their like ugh wow well ur dads the one that's been sleeping with me. After this happens you've ruined a friendship and you hate your dad. :)

Dammit that fucking carcolepsy

Carcolepsy by Email me at... loser u thought December 10, 2021

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