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A stupid know it all cunt who likes John Deere and goes for the ugly fat bitch that resembles a cow. Has never jacked off before, and has a pretty solid three pointer. Dakota is also an inferior sub-human piece of trash that tries to be smart.
Person1: Ew here comes Dakota
Person2: Fuck, he’s such an asshole, stop talking.
Dakota: Hey mother fuckers
Dakota by FuckingManWhore7683 December 4, 2019
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Self-ish, ugly, self centered, mean, annoying
Wow, shes acting like such a dakota!!
Dakota by errrpppppp September 23, 2011
A fucking fat fag that gets no girls he has the smallest dick in the world and tries to date Xbox girls. He got rejected on Xbox and he turned Gay. His parents didn’t accept him so he moved in with his boyfriend James. They smash each other everyday you can find him on Porn Hub in the Gay Section
Wow That Must Be Dakota He’s fat and looks gay.
Dakota by Kirkland1234567899 January 2, 2019
Dakota’s are rude sorry to say but they are rude and toxic he is mean to any ugly girl that likes him he lies and is very dirty then lies more Dakota’s are usually a Gemini♊️
Girl:Why do I have to be ugly😭
Friend:let me guess dakota hurted you
Dakota by Axel1417 January 7, 2020
Total fuckboy. Claims to be a country boy, but doesn't know one high about respect.
Have you met him?
Of course, who hasn't?
He's a total Dakota!
Dakota by LLiiNNDDA August 3, 2016
An ugly son of a gun who should nvr date anyone
Dakota is one fugly kid
Dakota by Bob Dylan 2.0 October 26, 2017
A mean sassy person that thinks she is popular and only cares about money and her looks
dakota by Helmand October 2, 2017