Snarf

A mythical creature that never leaves their room because it is playing World of Warcraft. They are usually hairy and short, but make up for it in attitude. Their special power is to be super socially awkward and creepy at the worst possible times.

Andrew is a super snarf!

Yea, I hear he snarfed all over his keyboard when you walked in!

Snarf by Lion-Ooooh May 18, 2011

Snarf

An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.

This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!

Snarf by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed December 9, 2008

snarf

A penis for a nose.

OMG!, Look at the snarf on that girl!

snarf by Snarfmaster March 7, 2009

Snarf

Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way

Go snarf yourself, bitch

Snarf by wordanon April 11, 2009

Snarf

the anal hole, often referred to in intercourse

"dude she bent down and i totally did it up her snarf"

Snarf by =_= noob January 6, 2009

Snarf

South Jersey(Margate) (n)- Slang term for a cigarette

Yo you tryin to bust a snarf.
lets go snarf a riff.

Snarf by Alex Sacchetti December 29, 2007

snarf

it can be used as a substitute for a offensive word. yet when used in this context it is actually magnifying the offensiveness of the original word.

for example if you tell someone " your whore" you would say " your a snarf"

or something like "hell this is motherfucking good" you would say "hell this is mothersnarfing good.

snarf by hot reaper March 4, 2008