A large man with a small brain. Directly descended from the cross breading of a seal and a squirrel. Generally classified as having unforgivable features and an over-sized derriere.
(1) v: To assume incompetence of those around you (2) v: To demand total control in your social interactions (3) n: A scroogy, dodgycharacter reminiscent of The Wizard of Oz
Honey I know how to slice the cucumbers, stop cartering me!
He is Mr. Steal yo girl himself
Gettin all them ladies and being hella slick while doin it
He has the ability to slide into photos seemingly magically, and is pretty much a professional gymnast