Wondering what an emo is? simply picture this... a
teenager aged from 12 to 17 (usually look about 7-9) who have either
black, red, purple or other weird colour of
hair, usually in a slanted 45 degree angle across the face who actually enjoy reading depressing poetry, hating life, wearing
black and stripy clothes(kind of copying moshers), standing completely still at gigs and forming bands with no sense of rhythm or originality. Also, women emo'
s sometimes aspire to look like a man as to seriously embarrass anyone meeting them who can't figure out what
sex they are... they tend to only hang around with other emos or try to hang around with moshers and
hate anybody who does not see the world through their selfish, ungrateful pussy eyes.
P.S. Be carefull, if encountering emo or listening to emo conversation cover your ears and run as they usually enjoy pointless unfunny randomness which to us sounds like the insane ramblings of a mental patient who quickly realized that boiling water is
hot. But to them it serves as almost a complex second language in which they can have in depth conversations about how much they
hate being like others that's why they're emos and how those africans are all starving like
dirty conformists.
emo boy: hey there monkey fish
emo girl:
Nola my funky sadnessfriend
emo boy: I've got 2 tickets to go see slit my wrists mass dyeing suicide would you like to go caeser chicken salad face?
emo girl: sure i've had the urge to stand around for 2 hours completely still listening to
music that sounds like all the other
bullshit bands i like.
emo boy: thats good then maybe afterwards we can read some poetry and make sure we look and smell the same as all the other non-conforming emos
emo girl: that sounds
awesome gorilla banana Julius
emo boy:fishmonger boats horizon
(carries on in endless loop until one needs to top up on eyeliner)