Reporter: It was announced worldwide today that
Kanye West will now be a synonym for the
word Douche Bag because no other
word describes him quite so exquisitely. He was a Douche to begin with but the Bag part was added when he made a complete twat out of himself by being a dick to Taylor Swift. Fuck you Kanye you total Douche Bag!
*Screams insanely in to camera*