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Someone that was born ready
Person 1: Are you ready Johnny?
Johnny: Ready is my middle name
Johnny by Soniahaha April 18, 2023
A species of metallic robotic beings. They have cube-shaped heads with an average of one eye and only a protruding lower jaw with two fangs pointing upwards. Their torso is a cylinder with one to two rings on it. Johnnies have four legs, which appear similar to those of a spider's.
I keep a close eye on this one Johnny. I think it may be hostile.

I enjoy taking Johnnies apart and rebuilding them to be stronger!
Johnny by MrBeepBo0p April 30, 2023
Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day
"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."
Johnny by anonymous May 3, 2023
Large red bearded man who simps for small blonde girls
That guy just met her and he’s already a Johnny
Johnny by Trickdaddy May 24, 2023
Look, its johnny hes so nice
Johnny by unitedingrief June 4, 2023
Joint, a thing you fill with weed shaped like a cone and then smoke it.
Dad do you want to smoke this Johnny with me.
Yo bro tryna smoke a Johnny?
I CAUGHT MY SON SMOKING A JOHNNY!!!!
Johnny by Boogidibababy17 June 10, 2023