wtf 

What the flower?

(Kiddie friendly version of the real wtf, say it around children)

Child: Mommy! Bird pooped on me!

Mother: WTF?

wtf by Dixie Normos May 21, 2004

WTF 

Second half of the working week – Wednesday–Thursday–Friday

I'll be in Monday and Tuesday; Jo can hot-desk WTF

WTF by Louisa Alexander June 23, 2007

wtf 

wtf usally stands for "what fuck" but it cna also be used for the 5 w's why/where/when/who/what the fuck

Girl=="Im going up to the mall-izzle"
friend=="WTF is your problem"

wtf by Kris-Kris June 25, 2005

WTF 

An acronym for 'what the fuck' often capitalized for emphasis. Commonly used in chatrooms by lazy chatters, video game channels by dueling gamers, in curse-free environments like business or schools, and by sailors on ship over intercom systems who don't want to be cited.

Meanings an variations:
what the fuck
who the fuck
when the fuck
where the fuck
whiskey tango foxtrot (military slang version)

"WTF ARE YOU DOING! WORST TANK EVER!"
Gamer to gamer
"wtf are you doing on the deck?"
Sailors
"wtf was she wearing?"
teenage chatroom

WTF by midgetmage January 15, 2008

WTF 

Alternate meaning: Where's the Flag?

Commonly used in capture the flag type games (such as Team Fortress, Halo, etc...).

You: W-T-F yo?
Teacher: What does w-t-f mean?
You: Wheres The Flag
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was some sort of vulgar internet accronym again.

WTF by Dude February 20, 2004

WTF 

Where's the flamingo, to be used at the zoo when looking for the flamingo habitat.

Or used in a less literal way, when something or someone is super chill.

"Dude, Mr. Hall is such a flamingo, he let's us sleep in class."
"Really, WTF, is he in room 603?"

WTF by livelovelaxinglady September 25, 2014

Wtf 

What the f***

Wtf is that in your hair ?

Wtf by Playingallnight January 29, 2015