Mind blowing crocheting skills and can 100% crochet a kick
ass thneed and an
army of diverse mushrooms.
Is a big fan of “That Ditch Place Down the Road”.
10/10 insults, will absolutely destroy you with creative and expertly crafted burns.
Plays soccer a lot so probably has really bad knees.
Only
big flaw is actually turning into the Grinch the second you use the
C-H-R-I-
S-T-M-A-S word before December 1st at 12am.
List of favourite
words/phrases include: “SPORES”, “Sssssscooba Sssssssnake”, “She had big titties”, etc.