Jack is a boy who comes from a lineage of island cowboys, and although he is not one himself, he can definitely make you hee haw your pants off all the way to hornet jail. Feeling down? The
King of Puns, Jack, will never
fail to make you laugh and brighten your day. Although he has a questionable model of mammalian and reptilian classification, Jack is super tech smart and beats Geek Squad any day of the week. Stranded somewhere unknown? Jack is an expert at both rating “tropicality” and identifying unique and exotic birds, so he will determine your exact location anywhere on the globe. Not to mention, he gives the best advice for any problem you
may have. Still have questions about his character? Jack is a family man,
awesome with kids, and
stray animals love him. I know, it sounds too good to be true but it is. Everything about Jack is wonderful, but the cherry on
top is his
super sexy voice—It cures
insomnia. If you are not lucky enough to live in the same time zone as Jack, he will sing you to sleep on the phone. He has a habit of reading out loud complete paragraphs but this is a plus since you get to hear his voice more. You’ll have the best
long convos with Jack. Jack is a really great bestboy friend to have (: