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SMP by y0ur m00my February 1, 2023
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You: Hey, I finally beat the SMP!
Your friend: Wait- what do you mean you beat the SMP
You: Oh, you don't know what SMP stands for? Well, it means SUPER MACHO PMAN!
Your friend: Wait- what do you mean you beat the SMP
You: Oh, you don't know what SMP stands for? Well, it means SUPER MACHO PMAN!
SMP by Bluebomb716 May 7, 2023
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Hey boss I'm going off work for a whilec because I have to take care of my baby.
Sure that's OK.
By the way, when do i get my SMP?
Oh, I'll give you that.
"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."
Sure that's OK.
By the way, when do i get my SMP?
Oh, I'll give you that.
"One month later and I now piss like a sprinkler, and definitely won't be having more kids."
SMP by Small_White_Quacker July 30, 2023
SMP
Single mom pussy. It's the kind of pussy you get from a land whale with stretch marks. It's well-used and worn out, wrinkled up like a roast beef sandwich. It's alright as long as she bathes. SMP is the standard for desperate, weak men that base their entire self worth around sex, thereby predisposing themselves to slavery, cuckoldry, or pseudo-cuckoldry. Most of these men cannot be helped and are destined to get massively fucked. While not exclusively beta cucks, these men also typically get off on the idea of having to raising other men's children (the more the merrier).
Jack was scratching at the neck as Jenny walked into the 7-11 with her SMP, buried under heaps of tummy rolls.
SMP by binder full of ankle pics November 30, 2024