Jonas Brothers
Possibly the worst fad to hit the world whose fan base consists of retards and gullible young females who believe one day they will birth these douche bags' children.
Jonas Brothers by CoolDudeJim September 1, 2009
Jonas Brothers
SEE: shitcrapfagsuselessterrible ass fuckers brain wash publicity puppet wannabe(especially to such as n-s'ync and backstreet boys) inbred hell on earth manipulation jo-blos mindless child molesters (c'mon, i know you've seen those pictures of them with thier fans) death of music
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of manipulation?
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth
Student 1: Jonas Brothers How Disney take young "attractive" tweens and gets washed up singers to write them music which they lip-sync (in gay outfits and movies (see Camp Rock) to brainwashed, impressionable young people. Then as soon as their popularity drops a tiny bit they are discarded as a new "tween sensation" is introduced.
Teacher: Very good! and bonus marks for seeing the truth
Jonas Brothers by DickInABox January 19, 2009
Jonas Brothers
Three little douchebag rich boys with no talent. They claim to be a 'rock band', but they give real rock a bad name. They'd shit their little girl panties if they went to a real rock concert. These douchewads are stalked by naive little girls, ages 9-16. Hopefully these little whores will come to their senses soon and enjoy real music.
*JoNaSlUvVeRrR*-OH EM JEE arnt u sooo X-ciited 4 da Jonas Brothers 3-dee moovee?!?!?!
>RealMusicFan<-Why don't you go fuck yourself and die?
>RealMusicFan<-Why don't you go fuck yourself and die?
Jonas Brothers by xXx_Psychotic_Sweetheart_xXx July 9, 2009
Jonas Brothers
Are the definition of: gay
homo
faggot
turd touchers
butt lickers
faggosexual
fudge packers
brownie smashers
butt messengers
pants punchers
cock rockers
fruity flamers
fruit cakes
bundt cakes
whipped cream recievers
boner believers
pitching and catching with two ball-ers
QOQ's (Quite Obvious Queers)
Pootyhole Pounders
Aiming Anal Rimmers
Anilingus A-holes
disgusting drag show
homo
faggot
turd touchers
butt lickers
faggosexual
fudge packers
brownie smashers
butt messengers
pants punchers
cock rockers
fruity flamers
fruit cakes
bundt cakes
whipped cream recievers
boner believers
pitching and catching with two ball-ers
QOQ's (Quite Obvious Queers)
Pootyhole Pounders
Aiming Anal Rimmers
Anilingus A-holes
disgusting drag show
Songs by the Jonas Brothers sound like a bunch of guys getting their balls slowly cut off with a pair of rusty safety scissors.
Jonas Brothers by opheliashadow August 12, 2009
Jonas Brothers
Also known as the Jonas Homos, or the JoHoes.
A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.
They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.
The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.
Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."
An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.
You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.
Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.
A trio of incestuous, homosexual brothers hailing from Wyckoff, New Jersey. They were signed by the Disney Corporation, and as such have been made to adopt a clean pure boy image.
They wear purity rings as a promise to abstain from sex.
The fanbase is mostly comprised of immature 6-16 year old girls. The older girls want to get with the Jonas Homos, and have thousands of their posters hanging in their rooms and/or lockers. They also sell out the concerts which are way too many.
Haters have cropped up since the advent of these gaylords. Most notably, they can be found on the social networking site Facebook. The biggest, not to mention the fastest growing, hater group is "1,000,000 Strong against the Jonas Brothers."
An ongoing war has occurred between fans and haters. The fans have shot immature remarks at the Haters, and the haters, well, struck right back.
You know you have a fan on your hands when you hear them use the term OMJ instead of OMG. OMJ means, as you may have figured out, Oh My Jonas.
Fun Fact: Nick Jonas suffers from diabetes, which haters comment on often.
Fan: OMJ! I love Nick Jonas. I wanna marry him!!!!!!!!!1!1!!
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!
Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0
Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?
Hater: STFU! Listen to some real music you stupid ho!
Nick Jonas: OMG, I like have diabetes
Wilford Brimley: No, son, its pronounced dia-beetus.
Nick Jonas: 0.0
Fan: I love the Jonas Brothers
Hater: More like Jonas Homos
Fan: *cries* O<J, ur just jealous!!!!1!!!!
Hater: Why wud i be jealous of those homos? Especially the ones whose hair looks like pubes?
Jonas Brothers by The Ginger Overlord January 14, 2009
Jonas Brothers
A group of three boys from a town named Wycoff in Bergen County, New Jersey. They're often compared to the Beatles because apparently there hasn't been a boy band so popular since the Beatles. THE JONAS BROTHERS SUCK!!! And finally, the Jonas Brothers are a band you either love or hate. (UR BETTER OFF HATING THEM)The "Jo Bros" give Bergen County and New Jersey a bad name.
Jonas Brothers by jerseygirl08 February 27, 2009
Jonas Brothers
You know what? I'm feeling like having sex with one dude for the rest of my life isn't enough....Let's Jonas Brothers it and find a third gay dude.
Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.
Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.
Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.
Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.
Jonas Brothers by Kevin cold as Ice October 10, 2009