Folitician 

Officially appears in UB40 song, it's a mix of two words: "Fool" and "Politician".
Used by different artists from Jamaica, like Barry Brown...

One man, one vote you hear from the shout, Hey folitician mek you galang so.

Folitician by Freddie Stork May 26, 2016

Politicians 

1) The REAL, most dangerous gang in the United States. Will do anything to get anything, regardless if they're unsure if they really even want it, so long as they anticipate some sort of prestigious accolade, or better yet, money, as a result.

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2) Magicians. Take exceedingly increasing amounts of money from citizens annually and not only make it disappear, but manage to create black holes and fluctuations in the entire space-time continuum with it (see national debt clock).

The politicians came to these projects about 4 years back. all of the other gangs quickly left. remaining residents immediately became too poor to eat and died.

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..how come all of that money is literally nowhere?

Politicians by cyanide_nights July 5, 2011

Politician 

(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.

Politicians help me start a bowel movement.

Politician by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009

politicians 

-assholes


politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music

that bears repeating:

"politicians are to truth what Mtv is to music" -me

politicians by it's a lie February 26, 2005

politician 

1. A person who practices politics.

"Politics" is derived from the words "poly" meaning "many", and "tics" meaning "blood-sucking parasites."

2. One who was perfected the art of lying.

3. A highly paid yes-man.

George W. Bush promised a man mission to Mars, of course we should believe him!

politician by Gnuoyh October 24, 2004

politician 

Crook driven by money.

Roughly 95 percent of the time, the politician who spends more money on their campaign wins.

politician by Care-line January 14, 2006

politician 

People that should never, ever be trusted under any circumstances.

politician by Anonymous May 14, 2003