Fantebust

Fantebusts are mammals classified in the families Slitenus Chronicus and Blodicus Vondt. They are often called "lazy motherfuckers" because they seem slow and lazy at first glance; however, their usual idleness is due to metabolic adaptations for conserving energy. Fantebust fur exhibits specialized functions: the outer hairs grow in a direction opposite from that of other mammals. In most mammals, hairs grow toward the extremities, but because fantebusts spend so much time with their legs above their bodies, their hairs grow away from the extremities to provide protection from the elements while upside down, doing hollowbacks.

That dude over there is Lazy as fuck! Must be a Fantebust.

by J0553 May 17, 2016

Fantesticle

Something fantastic, but quite sexual.

Michelle's tits are fantesticle!
Jess has a fantesticle arse!
That bikini is fantesticle!

by Jekepaca June 23, 2011

Facebusted

When you tell a person that you can't hang out with them because you have other things to do but they see you online on Facebook.

Damn, i told Kennedy i couldn't hang out then she Facebusted me., I'm so pissed!

by RagingMonk94' August 21, 2008

FaceBusted

Logging into Facebook from work for just a quick "lurker" glance only to receive an IM from someone that knows you should be working.

I was at work today and I swear I was only on Facebook like 30 seconds when I got FaceBusted with an IM from a spouse asking, "Shouldn't you be working?"

by EricStratton March 12, 2010

fantestical

Truly Beauteous testicles. Or a counterbalance for laptops!

JB has one fantestical that is larger than the other.

by sjdba October 5, 2007

fantesticle

Something sexual that was involving the dick and was good

Oh, babe, that blowjob was so fantesticle.

by tmninjaturtle December 8, 2014

flangebuster

Somebody who spends their time hunting down innocent flanges with which to open further than they should.

A Virgin Fister. see also "man"

by saoihdsqidhwqnd May 1, 2005