Pooncho 

A hip way to say someones genitalia. Comes from the yin yan region and used by noble men and yin yan him self.

Hey I like your pooncho.
Get that pooncho away from me its scarying the kids.
is that a pooncho in your pocket or are you glad to see me

Pooncho by Clinton Fletcher December 24, 2004

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

Moldy Poncho by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

Sloppy poncho

When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.

Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.

Sloppy poncho by Radkid213 August 30, 2013

brown finger poncho 

when your wiping your ass and the finger breaks through the toilet paper, thus covering it with shit.

wow look at my brown finger poncho its wearing sweetcorn as a hat

brown finger poncho by master battes October 15, 2007

Poncho Goblin 

An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)

This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.

Poncho Goblin by Britmanda April 10, 2010

Brown Poncho 

That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.

I just wiped my arse and got shit on my finger. A proper brown poncho moment!

Brown Poncho by suddensaxon September 10, 2013

Dirty Poncho 

The act of "pooping" in a bandanna and slapping someone in the face with it.

"Dude you should have been there i gave a dirty poncho last night!"

Dirty Poncho by Roidz December 8, 2006