take a l 

To take a loss for the day

Joseph-"Bruh you missed that open lay up here bruh take a L"
Rafa-"shut yo bitch ass up"

take a l by Jaynumbanine July 1, 2016

take a l 

i simply means take a loss You can find this meme all over the internet. It also makes a great insult without being vulgar or particularly harsh.

lol these people always take a l

take a l by msgoth July 31, 2018

take a thick L 

when you destroy some nub in videogames you say take a thick L n00b lel lol!

DestructinatorYT (who you should totally subscribe to): *kills n00b* TAKE A THICK L YOU FUCKING DUMB SHIT

take a thick L by Destructinator-sub to me on yt March 10, 2019

Take a leak

(Informal) to urinate, to piss, relieve oneself. (Crude. Use caution with the topic. Usually in reference to a male.) I gotta take a leak. Man, it felt so good to finally take a leak.

I gotta take a leak.

Take a leak by Fearless Freddie July 17, 2014

take a load off

to sit down and/or relax

Come on in and take a load off.

take a load off by Light Joker May 2, 2006

Take a Lap 

When someone does something exponentially stupid, you tell them to "Take a Lap".

At this point, this person will be ashamed and all of your nearby friends and peers will begin laughing heartily at the dumb person.

May also be used when someone tries to use a comeback but no one laughs and thinks poorly of him/her

RJ: Did you know that the polar ice caps are getting bigger?!

Moe: Wtf dude? No way, you're so dumb...

RJ: No your mom came in my mouth!

Moe Lexie and Mark: Take a lap douchebag.

RJ: Idk how to spell lap?

______________________________

or

Moe: I laughed at her

Jordan: Your mom made me laugh!

Moe: Take a lap.

Jordan: Swim a lap!

Moe: Take another lap for that one.

Take a Lap by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008

take a long walk off a short pier 

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

take a long walk off a short pier by mite74 January 5, 2009