Straight hair 

Straight hair is boring most people have straight hair, its pretty much non descript. Its just straight, whereas curly is crazy and corkscrewy and bounes all over the place.
Allthough neither is better curly is more attractive

I hate having straight hair I wish it was curly like Leona Lewis'

Straight hair by ilikefrenchies September 24, 2011

Straight hair 

Hair that is straight and not curly at all. It can be shoulder length or all the way down to your butt. Guys actually like it when a girl straightens her hair so he can runs his fingers through right before Netflix and chill or cuddling.

Guys love straight hair.

Guy 1: Kirsten straightened her hair today. She looks so sexy!
Guy 2: I know her bf is so lucky. He gets the sexiest girl in school.

Straight hair by wafflezer July 19, 2016

Straight hair gang 

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

Straight hair gang by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

Hair Straight Back 

Refers to a speed demon driving at blind speed to get to there destination on time. they’re usually rockin a mulley, listening to 80z hair metal music, Hackin darts, and is probably from Northern Alberta Canada who works at the oil patch eh!

Oh ya buddy! I was on highway 881 on my way to Fort Mac and I was haulin ass while drivin in a shit show of a blizzard. I went through 2 packs of darts that night and I was in a rush so I ripped some lines to keep me awake and I was fuckin given’er, hair straight back, on the highway to hell partner! 🤘🏼⚡️🚬

Hair Straight Back by Tony T Trucking October 23, 2019

Straight like Indian Hair 

A way to convey feelings of being OK or acceptance of something.

After John took a nasty tumble on his skateboard, he quick popped back up and said, 'It's cool, I'm straight like Indian Hair.'

Straight like Indian Hair by Phelyx75 February 25, 2009

You’re as straight as your hair 

A term used to describe Dylan bebee, (a small penised, pre pubescent man child), when he tries to roast a straight male and you have to remind him of his place in the groups social hierarchy.

Dylan- you so gay michael

-Michael begins to cry..... so does josh in embarrassment for his kind

Daniel- hey Dylan! You’re as straight as your hair!

- Dylan begins to scream and anger as josh not so slyly steals Dylan’s curly fries

You’re as straight as your hair by Supperman8383 March 18, 2019

Straight Haired Nigger 

This is what Puerto Ricans call other Puerto Ricans who are generally pieces of shit. It's like their version of calling a white person white trash or calling a black person a nigger and meant to be just as offensive. It's a good time to reflect on your life choices if someone from your own ethnicity rightfully wants to call you a nigger but can't only because you are not black and have straight hair.

Juan: Yo, Julio just impregnated that girl then moved to a different city!
Carlos: That's because Julio is a straight haired nigger.
Juan: ...and don't get me started on that crew that rapes girls getting off the bus, bunch of fucking straight hairs!

Straight Haired Nigger by Stillheart November 13, 2019