facebook leg 

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

facebook leg by Slick2500 July 23, 2016

Facebook Legit 

Means that nothing is for real or legitimate unless it is clearly stated on Facebook.

Rachel: So are they dating or what?
Mark: I don't know, it's not Facebook legit.

Facebook Legit by blueguitar June 22, 2009

facebookligious 

When a person on social media appears to be religious through memes, posts, or discussions. But in real life are anything but religious.

My mom has never read the bible nor has gone to church yet always shares judgmental Christian posts about homosexuals on her Facebook. She sure is a facebookligious cunt!

facebookligious by Shhhteven 'Shagg Nasty' Smith April 16, 2015

Facebooklexia

When online social networking sites decide to revamp the design of the user interface by flip-flopping the layout just to screw with your head.

Hey did you log in to Facebook today? Man I think I have Facebooklexia and I hear there's no cure.

Facebooklexia by ScottieBoston February 8, 2010

facebookless 

someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls

person #1: hey are you on facebook?

person #2: no im facebookless

person #1: oh.

facebookless by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009

facebooklessness 

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom

1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."

facebooklessness by yizzle-sizzle. April 24, 2011