figdick 

Way to descripe the penis of a man who is cleary not well endowed. Very similar to "cocktailsausagedick" but give a better imagery with the colour and shrivelled appearance.

"You ain't coming anywhere mear me with that tiny figdick. You wanna fuck something, go find a keyhole"

figdick by Norville December 3, 2004

Jiggle Figgick

Referring to very nice and appreciated jiggly physics in video games or animations without sounding too into it.

This new game man, you'll really love the Jiggle Figgicks, it's real smooth and noice.

Jiggle Figgick by The More Real Jam November 11, 2020

fagdick

1. Common slang for the penis of man who, while claiming to be heterosexual, is clearly partial to other men.
2. A derogatory term for an Italian.

1. Taylor? The guy's totally got a fagdick, he's into men.
2. Mick? He's not Swedish, he's a fagdick, man!

fagdick by thelastmusicman April 3, 2008

fildicking 

The act of twiddling your dick amongst your thumbs for entertainment or shear pleasure.

Wes, quit fildicking around and get to work.

fildicking by boinkme April 2, 2013