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fart turd by Erscpu September 15, 2016

Fart/Turd Separator 

The part of one's inner workings that will separate actual crap from foul smelling air. If working properly it happens without thought but after a close call or complete failure it will make you break out in a cold sweat.
John's fart/turd separator was clearly inoperative as evidenced by the stain on his pants.
Fart/Turd Separator by PtotheB March 25, 2008

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The words you aren't allowed to say on TV because they are always swears as compiled my George Carlin.
"Gee Grandma, I'd have to say that those guys in Blink 182 ripped off Carlin when they recorded shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits."

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)

shit piss fuck cunt cock-sucker mother-fucker tits fart turd and twat 

1) another way to describe my family

2) the lyrics to the blink 182 song, family reunion. it is repeated 4 times, then followed by: i fucked your mom

3) a really fun thing to say infront of an adult (try it)

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat 

the best song in the world. sang by blink 182
i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat