polarrhoids

A condition commonly found in hipsters stemming from the constant need to be "ironic" and "vintage" at the same time, "polarrhoids" is characterized by such a person purchasing a classic instant-film camera from a thrift shop for $5, and then proceeding to spend upwards of $2.00 per exposure in order to capture photographs and print them instantly. Said hipster will often dismiss the poor quality of the exposures when compared with sub-$50 no-name brand digital cameras (which have an operating cost of $free.00 per exposure) as irrelevant and then cite "the experience" as their primary reasoning for using a bulky, outdated, shitty camera.

"It looks like Stephaghn has whipped out his Polaroid at a restaurant again, so I guess we can look forward to him taking pictures of his food with it, then taking pictures of the films with his phone camera, and then Instagraming them. He's got a pretty severe case of Polarrhoids."

polarrhoids by idontneedafuckinhandle October 15, 2016

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polaroids

trading cards for hipsters

hey i'll give you these cool polaroids of my eye for that polaroid of jac vanek

polaroids by LegitHerbivore February 20, 2010

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polaroids

this is what Eskimos get when they sit on the ice to long

The Eskimo got Polaroids because he spent to much time on the ice toilet.

polaroids by samuraisushimonster March 5, 2008

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Polaroids

A disease for men when you take too many pictures with your Polaroid cameras and post them on vsco

Oh no Logan the emo got polaroids because he’s turning unworthy a white girl

Polaroids by Shredniggas69 August 21, 2019

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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