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Schledoinkydoink 

A traditional British way to impregnate women.

It's when the male ejaculates inside of a teabag, and dips it inside a female's vagina.

Schledoinkydoinks are easily confused with a Schledoinkydonk. Thats when u get hit in the head by it.

It was first done in a pub in London in 1807 when they ran out of tea. They did it as a joke and then soon realised this is an easy way to impregnate their women.
My wife hated me, but when i gave her the Schledoinkydoink she loved me again.

How was ... conceived. his mom got Schledoinkydoinked.

No she did not get Schledoinkydoinked. Schledoinkydoinks are not the same as Schledoinkydonks
Schledoinkydoink by Spyghetti June 19, 2020

Schpedoinkle 

Have a Schpedoinkle day!
Schpedoinkle by Neutrino May 1, 2003
Schweil is an expression for a unique decent moment, which goes by as quickly as it arrived, but leaves a strong effect .
The moment when one thinks you cannot bare it anymore, because it's too emotional, beautiful and deep - it will be a schweil moment.

Schweil will be the dusk, when you see last moment of the sunset.
Schweil by Klingt süß December 18, 2011

Schwedock 

A very sexy, smart, attractive family last name.
THE SCHWEDOCKS
Schwedock by The Beast with skill February 4, 2010

schmediliheimer 

when searching for a word one cannot remember schmediliheimer.
Now where did I put that... uh.... schmediliheimer?! Pull the damn schmediliheimer out of my rectum!!!

Schweillin 

A verb referring to the act of taking to the streets, either in a car or bike and looking for trash at to find treasures. Treasures are then used to decorate your home or sold to make a profit. You're schweillin not stealing.
When we were schweillin last night we came on a house that there must have been an eviction done. We found so much good stuff.
Schweillin by C. Thrucans October 21, 2019