Masterblaster 

Masterblaster, the legendary morning wake-up commonly practiced in Detroit.

Masterblaster is the first magnificent hit you pack into your stem; and you blast off to complete awake

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"You ready for your masterblaster my dude?"
"Fuck yes I am"
"To the moooooooooooooon this morning"

Masterblaster by Pharmexist April 19, 2016

masterblaster 

this is a word to describe a sexual eruption and/or romantic explosion. it is used in male conversation to stay secretive around women.

guys: dude i got in a good masterblaster session yesterday.
girl: wtf r u guys talking about
guys: MHHHHHM!

masterblaster by Shoe-Shine and Kyle January 26, 2008

masterblaster 

Someone who actually believes turrent is a word. Also, may or may not be retarded.

MasterBlaster: A turrent is the term used when descirbing a turret and the attached structure.
So Technicly even while in this case it was actually a typo.. I was correct (sic)

masterblaster by The Omnissiah July 18, 2010

masterblaster 

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)

I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!

masterblaster by OGJ.O.E. May 13, 2015

Masterblaster 

Noun: A high-pressure sales or customer service environment in which an employee is electronically chained to a desk, phone & PC for 8-10 hour shifts (usually within the confines of a cubicle).

He turned to alcoholism after ten years strapped in the masterblaster.

Masterblaster by Reerobbb March 8, 2018

MasterClashers 

A really fucking fat cunt

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

MasterClashers by I like cutting myself August 27, 2020

masterblathering 

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)

Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"

masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008