pathecity 

adj. the art of being pathetic
word found in old english transcripts from a vault buried 50 feet in the ground under a London cobblestone street.....j/k, i dont know were the heck it came from

You suffer from pathecity..
the level of pathecity in your room is intense.

pathecity by Chris Mullenix November 8, 2004

Pathection 

The purest, Plantonic manifestation of being pathetic.

Douglas achieved pathection by choosing to "Reply-All" because he didn't realize most of the recipients wouldn't care about him.

Pathection by PBMax April 17, 2008

Patheticity 

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

Patheticity by Michael November 13, 2003

Pathebrity 

A person who doesn't realize that their 15 minutes are already over. Often used to describe former cast members from reality tv shows who go on to write books or market a new fragrance line.

We learned in school today that Darva Conger was the nation's first true pathebrity.

Pathebrity by Christina Arneson January 1, 2006

Pathecific

A bad condition of being pathetic

That performance was Pathecific

Pathecific by Erie Poonside December 30, 2019

Patheticy

The form of having sympathy of how pathetic something was or is.

Jake: Wow. that was the most idiotic thing I've ever heard. You are the epitome of an idiotic lowlife of society.

Trey: RAWWWRR!

Jake:...I have only patheticy for your hindered soul.

Patheticy by SlayMonstersWithFlowers September 10, 2009

pathectic 

For the want of less words, it's a combination of pathetic & hectic, in one single word.

Ted had a pathectic day at work!

pathectic by cosmiczephyr March 13, 2010