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Methface 

When a girl or guy has all the facial structural elements to be attractive, but when it comes to features, they look like meth-smoking trailer park trash.
Guy 1: "hey have you seen Stacy?"
Guy 2: "Oh the new girl? I thought she was attractive from a distance, but when I got up close I realized she had a methface"
Guy 1: "all, the curse of the methface"
Methface by JohannTheMann December 16, 2015

meth face 

a) After prolonged use of crystal meth, when a person's face look like someone chewed it up then spit it back out. b) When a meth users face look like an old chew toy because of scabbing and scarring due to picking at their skin in reaction to crank bugs.
Meth face is common among trailer park hookers.
meth face by twistedbabydoll January 2, 2008

intermediate meth face 

Aka IMF. Some one who appears to be in transition from normal human face to full blown meth face. Usually the result of recent negative lifestyle choices including but not limited to meth use.
Dude what happened to Jenny? She looked good in high school but now she has intermediate meth face.

metaFacebooking 

To write a Facebook post about a Facebook message/status/event. Is of higher level because written on one's wall (in opposition to in a status' comments).
guy's status: (funny comment)
girl's post on the guy's wall: Dude, your status is hilarious! It sooo deserves metaFacebooking!
When your out wasted and all the sudden you feel that urge to jump into the arms of another man and you faceplant on the concrete. After the faceplant you are a mothface.
Joe jumped into Matts arms, and Matts frail body couldn't hold him. Joe is now a mothface.

"Damn Joe! You're a total mothface now! What happened last night??"
mothface by Markatak June 17, 2007

Resting meth face 

A person with obvious caters and decay in their face and teeth. They’ve clearly had a long term relationship with methadone or heroin. They are past the point of no return.
I feel so bad for that woman that just walked by she had resting meth face
Resting meth face by Tittytata April 2, 2020