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Williamstown, NJ 

(AKA Dubtown, NJ). Williamstown is the greatest town in South Jersey, Gloucester County. Home to some of the greatest minds on earth. You know you are from Williamstown if: You hate delsea, you picked sides in the WMS vs. SMS war, you've partied at a deer club, you never knew the parkway went that far north, you played little league at Owens, you're not allowed to wear flip flops in WHS, you hung out at Chruch Street on Friday nights, you know the best way to give directions is from Geet's Diner, you hate traffic on Tuckahoe Rd. at 2:16pm, and you get pumped for Christmas when Main Street puts the ghetto decorations up
Williamstown, NJ: a town located between Philly and AC; some of the town can simply be referenced as "the lakes"
Williamstown, NJ by zerCM April 22, 2006

Williamstown High School 

located in Williamstown, NJ, this school is a part time home to nearly 2,000 students. Has strict dress code policies about flip flops and ripped jeans, but many students get away with them anyway. Football players are viewed as gods, and can do whatever they want. speaking how you truly feel is forbidden; you'll get a 3-7 if you actually say what everyone else is thinking. infested with mice. Once, a kid shit on the stairs in the K-wing.

Williamsfield 

A podunk town that swims in a shallow gene pool.
He's not from Williamsfield, is he?
Williamsfield by Chynadawl June 24, 2008

Williamstown Middle School 

A school in south jersey which dosent have a football team so everyone plays for town. Full of people who either think they can be a famous YouTuber or a famous sports player when they get older. There is kids always saying they are gonna fight people but they ain’t gonna do it. Where the phys ed teachers take us outside even if it’s -8 degrees outside...in our gym uniforms which are T-shirt’s and basketball shorts. It’s probably knows for its mold problem that they obviously didn’t take care of over the summer so the kids had off of school for a week. It’s 5-8th grade and the fifth graders think they are better than everyone. There is a popular group. A group of hoes. The dumbasses. And the outcasts. Those are the groups of people in each grade. You’ve got to be one. Has a fire drill like 200 times a week. Has a R.I.S.E program (respect. Integrity. Self control. Empathy) that nobody ever listens to. And Lead (law enforcement against drugs) that clearly don’t work because by 6th grade they smoke weed. If you don’t vape you aren’t cool. EVERYONE HAS A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN. And nobody goes in the one hallway because someone ‘died’ there. (You never know with Williamstown Middle School)If you are new to this school MAY GOD BLESS YOUR SOUL. ps home to Dominic Tracy and his clickbaited YouTube videos.
Fifth grader: “I’m gonna be a full time famous youtuber before you and I’m gonna drop out of school and be homeschooled”

Sixth Grader: “oh my god I heard Shaniqua and Trinity are dating! That’s gay!”

Seventh Grader: “fuck you mom! i vape and you can’t stop me”

Eighth Grader: “I’m almost out of this fucking scho- oooh is that an ass I see”
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“Yeah they are from Williamstown Middle School”

Brian Williamsing 

blatantly lying or fabricating a story
She was totally Brian Williamsing. Leo DiCaprio did not deliver a pizza to her door last night.

Williamston High School 

Somehow the best high school in the mid-michigan area. Despite being located in a small town full of conservative white people, it is known for having a large amount of LGBT students. The superintendent is paid way too much, and the school district as a whole is very understaffed. Williamston High School has made local news due to widespread vaping among the students, and widespread transphobia among the parents. The school is in a lot of debt and gets hand me down technology and furniture from neighboring school districts. The roof repair costs are endless and are probably driving the average tax payer to drink. Academic participation among the boys is low because they're all redditors. The students of Williamston often make fun of Okemos High School and Perry, which are just poorer versions of Williamston High School.
"Man, I heard that kid goes to Williamston High School! What a loser!"

"Isn't that where all the weed and vapes are?