ballchamp

A ballchamp is a person who loves having testicles in and around their mouth.

Danny is a total ballchamp!

by Donalddickdastardly.. November 7, 2015

ballhammer

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.

Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.

by buzz January 4, 2005

ballcap

A term that is synonymous with "regular guy." Coined after the caps they wear, which often display the logo of a favorite sports team, company or organization. Many regular guys prefer this kind of logo-wear, and don't seem to mind paying for such items.

1. Said by a woman to her girlfriend: OMG, look at that ballcap! I wonder if he has any hair under that stupid hat?

2. Those ballcaps at the home-center store always stare at my breasts. I'm sure they are harmless, but they give me the creeps! (Also said by a woman to her girlfriend.)

3. That drunken and rude ballcap asked me for directions. I'm sure he didn't understand what I told him.

by rook's Buddy May 23, 2010

Ballshaming

making fun of someone because of how their balls look.

"dude i told you not to make fun of me while we have sex, that's ballshaming and it's very rude

by Copilotmagician October 20, 2018

Ballchante

Dragging your ballsack across a womans face on arrival often with some sort of oil or lubricant and glitter

My girl is always delighted to get a warm ballchante when i come home.

by Sippinbrew August 6, 2023

ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself, you fucking ballchain?"

by Barry Ballchain May 10, 2006

Ballchain

1. The male appendage that either fulfills his life, ruins his life, or both.

2. The leading cause of "Dead Beat Dad" syndrome.

3. An idiot or jerk off that pisses you off.

"I should have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"I shouldn't have hung the ballchain to that bitch."

"Hey, why don't you go in the corner and touch yourself? You fucking ballchain!"

by Barry Ballchain June 4, 2006