etown 

Elyria, Ohio.

A city west of Cleveland. Elyria is the only city that has earned the right to be called etown. Its mainly a decaying industrial city with a dying downtown thats losing population. Its not all bad though the Northside and Eastside are both very nice, the westside is kinda bad. The southside is the hood and very dangerous though.

Oberlin is boring, lets go to etown where theres actually fun things to do like shopping at the ghetto mall or dodging bullets on the southside near 13th street.

etown by 4rmEtown October 2, 2009

Etown 

Referring to the Canadian city of Edmonton. Used by local young people as a method of sounding g-thug.

Yeah, I gonna hit Etown up dis week'nd, when i can get a ride from my ma.

Etown by Pukus May 25, 2011

Etown 

Another name for Enfield, CT. Where Raiders eat Falcons for Dinner! Or Falcons fly and Raiders Die

Etown has two high Schools!

Etown by raidergrad04 May 14, 2005

Etown 

Is the way people (mostly) from Alberta, Canada refer to the capital city Edmonton.

When are Metallica coming to Etown next?

Etown by nakedj September 25, 2004

Etown 

best town out there.. with the best kids(also the biggest/strongest )
Etwon is the best of all 5 sending districts

The best football team is from there

Small town where you can walk everywhere and just overall a great town

The best athletes come from etown

Etown kids are the best

Etown by etownbouls January 1, 2019

Etown P'zone 

Similar to the alabama hot pocket it is where you vomit in a girls vagina then fuck it

I met this girl last night and was so drunk I couldn't help but give her the Etown P'zone

Etown P'zone by Diller October 16, 2008

etown jigga 

A ghetto ass person from Elizabeth, NJ.. Especially from the Port (Downtown), Elizabeth Ave, or uptown by Newark..

Yo, Shaneequa be lookin' like a str8 up etown jigga!

etown jigga by etown_muppet January 11, 2005