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1. the ability to display a virtuoso-like control of one's farts, developing musical scales, sub-bass frequencies and impressions of animals and celebrities
'No one at the law firm possessed the levels of fartistry that Senior Partner Michael Hayhurst did. His 'Frere Elise' was note perfect, and his Paul Daniels, while a little whiny could reduce dinner party room to a stunned respectful silence'. A true fartist of our times.
fartistry by DuncansDad October 18, 2011
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femistry 

The chemistry between females, whether they're lovers or just friends tapping into that supernatural women's intuition.
I feel like with Cindy.. there's just femistry.. which is why we just get along so well and I can tell her anything and she just gets it.
femistry by flyinasunbeam October 16, 2013

fremistry 

You know this guy, or this girl, and you have great chemistry, and usually you'd totally for for it... except, for some unknown reason, you just stay friends. usually due to a lack of physical attraction...

this non-chemistry chemistry can thus be labelled fremistry. great word for easy let downs.
bob: yeah, you and i seem to be getting along really well.
amy: i know, right? we have such great fremistry...
bob: uhhh yeah.

bob: dude, jill was totally flirting with you in math class.
jonny: naw, i don't think she's into me that way. we just have great fremistry.
fremistry by fanofthebeewhisperer November 26, 2010
The Art of making Films. This is a combination of Artistry and Filmmaking
The Filmistry of Almodovar is impressive.
Filmistry by Cometry March 9, 2010

farmstyle 

Dairy perfection, forged by decades of hard work, generations of knowhow, a pinch of true love and the unflinching dedication of 90 farmer families.
“That Farmstyle Greek yogurt literally changed my life bro. I took one bite, awe-cried until i passed out, and woke up my best self. So creamy.”
A person who farms and has a deep profound hatred for those who do not farm. They are also hated by Non-Farmists.
"If you don't farm, then fuck you!"
-Farmist

"Fuckin' Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 1

"Burn the Farmists!"
-Non-Farmist 2
Farmist by obobobaba February 28, 2017