shit spear 

A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.

Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.

shit spear by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end

Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks by Chin Nutz September 27, 2009

shit-fart separator 

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.

I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

shit-fart separator by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008

Shit Fart Separator 

AKA SFS The shit fart separator is the divice inside your ass that separates your shit from your farts. Without this divice everything turns into a shart.

Dude are you trying to fart.
No man im testing my shit fart separator.

Shit Fart Separator by RedlegArtillerymen October 15, 2008

Britney Spears shit

When someone ruins a perfectly good conversation with some incredibly gay-ass comment.

There you go again, Tom. Why are you always ruining the vibe man? That's like some, some Britney Spears shit!

Britney Spears shit by CrimsonfoX1000 March 3, 2008

Separate the shit from the krap 

When you have to separate you junk from someone else’s junk. You don’t normally say their shit or your krap but you say your shit and their krap.

My mom got mad and shouted, “separate the shit from the krap!”

Separate the shit from the krap by Pinners July 14, 2019

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears 

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009