Scrouch

Phil scrouched down in the car to avoid being seen by his one-night stand from 3 days ago

Phil: Hey dude. How'd you get on at that party last night?

Shane: Pretty good man. I was balls-deep in scrouch by 10pm.

Phil: Nice

by Phibbles July 29, 2011

A combination of crouching and being scrunched at the same time.

by Pineapplejuice5 October 1, 2018

There are multiple ways to use "scrouch" much like "fuck"

"Drop and give me 10 scrouches!"
"Is he scratching his balls?" "Yeah, he's totally scrouching."
"What the scrouching tits did you say to me?"

by loesn April 18, 2015

scrouch

To cry, usually excessively, after having an orgasm and followed by instantly falling asleep.

"You won't believe what happened with this guy I was hooking up with -- he pulled a scrouch!"

by the Big Sexy December 4, 2004

the football players are scrouched down.

by beishole July 19, 2019

When a dog cowars.

by ShadowKC913 November 14, 2011