Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.

After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.

Shogan by Boon September 8, 2004

Shogan

A high level of elementracist mage where one gets the title by mastering all the spells of a certain element.

A Shogan kicked my ass by useing all his water spells on me.

Shogan by Bob Bobinsin November 6, 2007

R.Shogan 

The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.

Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.

For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:

"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.

I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."

R.Shogan by Boon September 8, 2004

sloganeer 

Someone who can't talk straight.
They just spout slogans.

I am so sick of the Australian Prime Minister
He can't even answer a simple question without laying the shit on thick.
That dickhead is such a sloganeer.

sloganeer by 29gts11 January 24, 2020

sogand 

hard working, goal oriented, perfectionist, beautiful, a people person both inside and out.

Wow I wish I was more like Sogand!

sogand by juicy insulin May 28, 2016

shobana 

A women named Shobana is typically very beautiful with nice eyes and lips. They are known to be very lovable. Shobanas are envied by other women.

1. Damnnn, Shobana's lookin' fine today, as usual.

2. I wish I was Shobana, shes so pretty and nice!

shobana by IndianChic January 2, 2015

Shogun

In the feudeal Japan, the shogun title was know as the supreme military commander. The goverment they etablished were called Bakufu.

Shogun by Selim Tawfik May 15, 2003