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septapus 

1. A septic tank smelling pussy.
2. A seven-legged octopus.
1. Allison has a septapus
2. Allison has a septapus.
septapus by allisonandkristen November 29, 2009
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Septapuss 

I have never heard anyone use the word septapuss outside of "Home Movies."
Septapuss by chezbergrur November 18, 2009
A very sexy octopus
Kiff! I was all over her like a sextapus....
Sextapus by Doggard August 1, 2018

septapussy 

Howard: Damn that bitch stank like septapussy
septapussy by unicornprincess2089 November 7, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026