Madden Mobile

An electronic mobile game made by EA that is designed to screw people over with their coin prices, while the gamers are typically aged anywhere from 8-15 years old. They also like to anal people with their shitty servers. Note: If you call this company for technical support, you will continually be transferred to some random no-life who will then transfer you to another no-life within a one-week period.

Sam: Hey John, how's Madden Mobile going?

John: Oh, hey Sam. I'm still waiting for that support guy named Rajesh to call me back on fixing my server errors.

Madden Mobile by Anonymous Person February 17, 2015

Madden Mobile

A game run by 10 year olds from Instagram scamming each other coins and credit cards.

10 year old Bob: Hey John! Buy my player for 1 million coins on Madden Mobile and I'll give you an iTunes card!
9 year old John: Omg that's so awesome! You're so nice! I bought it!
10 year old Bob: Sike bitch. **blocks John on Instagram**

Madden Mobile by Captain James Hook May 10, 2016

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Madden Mobile Slay

The thiccest and joociest celebrity. Bella (MMG's old GF #RipBellskis2017) is Slay's sister.

Madden Mobile Slay held hands with Bella as they walked down the street together. Isn't Slay so thicc and joocy?

Madden Mobile Slay by "Slay's Nanny" November 14, 2017

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Madden Mobile Gods

A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.

The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?

Madden Mobile Gods by Bill Belichick’s smile November 25, 2017

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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