Unfucktionable

Something that doesn't perform with it's intended purpose and is really fucking annoying

This kimono is really unfucktionable

by Darmonatrix February 16, 2015

unfunctionable

inability to function properly

She blew me so hard I was completely unfunctionable for hours afterwards.

by lcritterl January 14, 2008

Unfucktionate

1)A situation where all was not well, sexually. This can apply to a dry spell or a sex session that went totally wrong

2) An individual who either never gets laid, or is appalling at it.

1) "I didn't pull last night, AGAIN. I'm going through a really unfucktionate time of late"

"Laura puked when she tried deep throating me. That was unfucktionate.

2) "That creepy guy who lives with his parents and wears white knee socks is so unfucktionate"

"So I finally went to bed with Steve, only to find out that the dude is crazily unfucktionate"

by MagickDio February 5, 2010

Unfuckwinable

When someone of the opposite sex (usually a female), teases you, but does not want a relationship of any sort - she is unfuckable, and impossible to win over, hence she's "unfuckwinable".

Man, she is so unfuckwinable!

by JayMa1475211 January 3, 2011

unfuckonable

Cannot fuck with

CallistoToday:
I am unfuckonable you should know that already

by Rilu October 7, 2020