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Equalize 

To cause great discomfort to another individual for humorous purposes ( eg. Twisting a male's nipples, dumping water over another's head, etc.)
I'm going to equalize you.

No, don't equalize me!

Equalization is necessary to make fun of him today.
Equalize by AJulieta January 31, 2015

Equalize 

To ruin someone’s life or make them commit suicide through the internet.
Person 1: “hey so why are there armed police at my door?”
Person 2: “YOU JUST GOT EQUALIZED
Equalize by Modded maps November 1, 2021

equalized hug 

To hug someone with an arm over one shoulder and under the other, thus equalizing the hug ratio.
When I hug, I always use the equalized hug method, so as not to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
equalized hug by Sugarysweet January 8, 2009

The Great Equalizer 

The technique of groinal destruction that eliminates any difference in skill and power levels between men and women when it comes to fighting. A swift kick or punch to the male crotch.
Karen unleashed the Great Equalizer and quickly ended the fight despite Ken being 6' 8" with retard strength

equalizer 

They was messin' with me, so I got's me an equalizer!
equalizer by Benjamino December 22, 2003

Equalizers 

those big ass sunglasses that make every girl look good so you can't tell if they're actually hot
Damn, she's got Equalizers on. I wonder if she's a butterface.
Equalizers by hambino78 December 26, 2008