Gergis 

A massive stick of butter used to fight off dangerous koala bears.

Norby (look that up here) - Thank goodness I had my trusty gergis at hand! Otherwise I would have been a gonner.

Nim-Nimz - WOOKiE!

Gergis by Gorgie McButter March 31, 2003

Gergis 

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

Gergis by Butch March 31, 2003

gergis 

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.
Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

gergis by tineekwa April 4, 2003

gergis 

1) A 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.
2)Shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up Special K cereal.

1)I hate going over your house 'cause your mom is a mean old gergis.
2)One time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.

gergis by Special Kiddy April 1, 2003

Gergis 

1) A ridiculously overweight walrus who loves to grind Oat Bran into his abdomen.

I wish I knew where to look for the mythical gergises.

Gergis by Rusty Mcshlates March 31, 2003

gergis 

someone who doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

She don't sweat much for a fat girl.

gergis by tineekwa April 4, 2003

gergis 

takin a big ripper on a couch while eating macaroni and cheese

Did you hear that gergis?

gergis by Flubby Mcshaffers April 1, 2003