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Chalmation 

A Chalmation describes those one of a kind types of people from St. Bernard Parish aka “Da Parish”. We seldom pronounce our “r’s” and always ask “how’s ya mom-n-em doin’?!?!” You eithah from up da road or down da road!! If ya nevah been ta Rocky’s for da veal pawm ya missin’ out. And to touch on the previous definition: where da hell did dat jerkoff come up with Chalmations being nomads?!?! Down heah in Chalmette you won’t find guys anywhere else with a better a tapered fade and a year round perfect tan. As for the ladies the thick highlights and a haircut that screams “Can I speak to the manager?!?!”. It’s home and those same people would punch you and immediately help you.

******NO SUCH THING AS SCATTERED GRAVY********

-Actual Chalmation born and raised 1984
No one in Chalmette ever uses the word Chalmation to refer to themselves.
Chalmation by ParishRoad July 16, 2018

Charation 

"Man, today I took part in a Charation raid, I love the Charation so much!"
"Man Charation truly is the best nation!"
"I killed a mother and her baby and posted it in the Charation server!"

"Charation is the best nation!"
Charation by drquadriple March 16, 2022

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.
Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?
Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Carcation 

Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.
Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!
Carcation by squirreltoucher4ever February 14, 2012

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

chalmation 

An individual that belongs to one of many small communities throughout the U.S.. Originally found only in the "Parish", these nomads can be recognized by using such terms as "scattered gravy", "how's ya momma and dem", "up da road", and "make groceries".
The chalmations are going down da road to make groceries.
chalmation by chalmette_baby May 27, 2006