permabeard

A beard that someone always has. It is different from a beard that is grown for a change of pace, special occasion, or out of lazily deciding not to shave. Despite not shaving, men who have these beards must maintain them to keep them at an appropriate length.

Person 1: Matt's beard is impressive. Did he just grow it?

Person 2: No, it's a permabeard.

by DentonMD May 17, 2014

permabeard

The area of a man's facial magnificence which has not been touched by a razor for 2 years or more.

Wow, that guy's beard is so epic, he has permabeard all over his face!

by Silversword October 1, 2014

permabear

A permabear is somebody who is ALWAYS negative about the future direction of the markets and economy in general, no matter what.

Opposite of permabull

Josiah is a real permabear. He is always negative about the stock market, even when things look rosy, he believes that things will head south eventually.

by savvymin August 14, 2010

permatarded

the state of being when a person has abused drugs so much that there is next to no chance that they will ever be the same again.

Girl: Did you start Dating that guy?
Friend: Yeah but he's so permatarded that i don't think it'll work. he's not the same guy i fell for.

by b.chan March 12, 2008

permatard

Noun. Related to the word retard. A very stupid person who does not understand things.

Joe: Behind Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin, but another fist.
Bob: I don't get it.
Joe: That's because you're a permatard!

by kennyattic April 12, 2007

permahard

For men…hanging out with a girl that is so hot and sexy that you permanently have a hard on

My friend said his new girl turns him on so much he’s permahard.

by AZ Chick August 4, 2023

permabarrass

To so totally embarrass oneself in front of others that there is no guarantee it will ever be forgotten.

I was such a klutz I probably permabarrassed myself in front of my girlfriend.

by 8307c4 March 4, 2014