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Sweitzering

The act of taking the invitation one has offered to share their snacks with, BUT wear out your welcome quickly by eating 3/4 of food that was offered without permission or remorse.
Liz: “opening bag of delicious kettle cooked chips”
Joe: Hey, can i have a couple of those chips?
Liz: Sure! “points bag towards joe”
Joe: Thanks! “takes bag and dumps into lap leaving only 3 left in the bag
Liz: HEY stop Sweitzering my chips you inconsiderate prick!
Joe: My bad i didn’t even notice. “continues to eat pile of chips out of lap"
Sweitzering by BowTom June 9, 2014
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sweltering

When it's so hot in the room your shirt sticks to your back
Oh it's offcially sweltering my shirting sticking bro
sweltering by b95x80 September 9, 2010

Spitzering 

To have a squeaky clean image while doing freaky shit on the side.
Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
Spitzering by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options
I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul
Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

sweatering 

The act of hovering so close to your friend in a bar that you appear to be his sweater, which inadvertently keeps women from approaching the group.
Those chicks were looking hard, but Jimmy was sweatering me so they moved on.
sweatering by woodchipper May 20, 2008

Sweltering

I'm absolutely sweltering in this heat.
Sweltering by Stanmore August 21, 2008

Sweatering 

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.
Sweatering by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012