1) A person who acts like there on crack all the time and cant stop moving around.
2) An individual who cant help but injure themselves on a daily basis because they act like there on crack 24/7.
3)A tomboy girl who is annoying as hell and cant stop twitching and moving around. Always manages to hurt herself and others and laughs about. Who cant go more than a day with injuring herself in some new and inventive way.
****** was running around at work and ran into a tree. Shes such a crack-headed jackrabbit.
****** challenged the giant to a wrestling match. What is she on crack? yeah but shes fast like a jackrabbit maybe she'll last a couple minutes...... or not.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)