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A religious freak who likes to talk about memes and anything "Yeethaw" related.

Will not participate in guy talk unless he can justify it with religion.
McCarty just told me his wife could use more makeup. He said it's okay because god would've wanted it that way.
McCarty by Xemnikk September 14, 2019

mccarty swipe

When you jump in the shower without wiping sh*t from your a$$.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I jumped in the shower and gave myself a McCarty swipe.
mccarty swipe by Qwerto25 June 26, 2016

Mccarty Wipe 

when you run out of toilet paper or are about to shower after taking a shit and purposely not wiping and immediatly jump into the shower to wash the shit off.
Thismorning i realized i had no toilet paper and had to Mccarty wipe
Mccarty Wipe by chump change36 July 12, 2011

Alex mccarty 

Alex mccarty by Bleuuu June 17, 2015

Emmett McCarty 

Emmett Cullen's human name.
Emmett McCarty was attacked by a bear which is why he was changed
Emmett McCarty by Twichikd98 June 27, 2009

The McCarty Swipe 

When you are taking a dump before taking a shower and instead of using toilet paper to wipe, you just go into the shower, soap up your hand, and use your hand to wipe your ass.
I ran out of toilet paper this morning, so I just pulled The McCarty Swipe instead.
The McCarty Swipe by Edi Bowl February 21, 2009