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raccoon eyes 

When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?
raccoon eyes by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008

Raccoon Eyes 

When you have been partying hard for a few days with no sleep you get dark rings around your eyes, known as raccoon eyes..
"Dayum!! Ive been up all night partying hard, check out my raccoon eyes!!"
Raccoon Eyes by PLaY KiTTY December 11, 2009

raccoon eyes 

when you wear your sunglasses in the sun too long and get the reverse racoon look. Most common in spring skiing while wearing goggles.
The sun was bright on the slopes today and I got a serious case of the raccoon eyes
raccoon eyes by OV08 March 10, 2010

raccoon eyes 

when a guy puts his balls into the eyes of a woman and slaps her in the eyes with them until she gets 2 black eyes
bro last night i gave her raccoon eyes!

Raccoon eyes 

When you are dating a nut job and dark circles appear around the eyes.
Pete has raccoon eyes again, his girlfriend is taking him down for the count..
Raccoon eyes by Petesbeeps July 22, 2017

raccoon eyes 

When a male ejaculates specifically on both closed eyes of a female. Similar to dot her eyes but usually done from the side of her face thus giving the impression of raccoon eyes.
My brother Dave said he finished off by giving his girl raccoon eyes.
raccoon eyes by Rich the Bandito November 2, 2006