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squanson 

Squanson, referring to the words squeeze and johnson, is the act of anal sex with the intention of squeezing out the johnson with the sphincter. I.E. Pooping out someone's dick.
Laura was surprised when I stuck it in her ass and she tried to squanson me.
squanson by Detective D-slam May 27, 2008
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Squadsome 

A sexual activity that involves the entire squad, and/or other people
Alex: Meghan Train or is coming to my work
Sam: Really? Call the squad and tell them we should have a Squadsome with her!
Squadsome by Samspeare April 6, 2015

Splonald Squanson

Splonald Squanson is a man who walks through life not knowing where he may rest his head. But as long as he has his mixture of illicit drugs, he will be ok.

This man also may smell of carrots, and will have a creamy demeanor about him. You've been warned.

Member of the Dean Koontz family tree.
"You're a real Splonald Squanson."

"Guzuntite."