motitard 

Jarhead who thinks he's clever but in reality he's a complete dumbass.

That jarhead's insults to the recruit make zero sense.

Yeah he's a total Motitard.

motitard by Recked February 2, 2014

mottarded 

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.

theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!

mottarded by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010

Mobitard 

Noun:

One who is restricted in the richness of their online experience due to being contstrained to (or insisting on ) using a mobile device with its accompanying lack of plugins and small screen size.

Also one who misses out on real life experience due to attention being focussed on their device all the time.

That site is all flash based, I can't see a thing on this phone, what a mobitard!

hey did you see that just then, it was amazing!
nope, I was texting my mates.
You mobitard!

Mobitard by Zedsquared May 5, 2011

Mototard 

n.
1. A derivative of the word 'retard'.

2. A term used to identify mentally disabled individuals whom occupy motorized wheelchairs.

"Jeezus H.Christ! Dat der mototard damn near ran meh ova!!!"

Mototard by Tyrone Jermaine Johnson August 7, 2005

moitard 

Really retarted...more retarted

u fucking moitard

moitard by Soadina September 29, 2003