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Fuck You Smile

1. The smile that says "fuck you" when you can't.

2. A wan smile directed at a real asshole that you are, at that moment, unable to tell off.
Berated by his boss, Bill flashed him his fuck you smile. It offered little comfort.
Related Words

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.
fuckmile by snmit March 2, 2009

Fuckamile 

Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.
I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.
Fuckamile by gregben September 13, 2023
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
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