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Baugasm

A Baugasm/boregasm is a peak state of boredom that is experienced whilst simultaneously experiencing orgasmic climaxes. A baugasmic state can also be achieved by ones sexual partner not been up too scratch during intercourse; therefore these symptoms may occur; yawning, twitching of the eye, falling asleep and in extreme cases can even be fatal due to stopping of the heart.

A rare symptom of a Baugasm is a 'classic al' (please see 'classic al')
Example 1

Keith: Hey where's Laura?

Sharon: I think she's still in her room..?

Keith: Must still be experiencing that Baugasm I gave her last night.

Sharon: ma nigger

Example 2

Laura: Is it in yet?

Mickey: yeah been in for 5 minutes love

*1 minute passes*
Laura: zzzzzzzzzz
by Oneonethree October 28, 2013
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Bougasm

Orgasm caused by wasting money in the hippest way possible.

How you pronounce it depends on your economic status.
An open-air tapas bar on top of a skyscraper? And the bathroom faucet streams Pellegrino? I...I just had a bougasm.

Girl #1: He made my legs shake, the best bougasm I've ever had.
Girl #2: You mean orgasm.
Girl #1: No, we used Courvoisier for lubricant.
Girl #2: Ah.
by Jason Gudasz January 13, 2014
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Batgasm

John: "Dude, that Batman movie last night totally rocked my world! I felt like Christopher Nolan was blowing my mind with his brain baby the entire time!"
Neil: "You, sir, have achieved the Batgasm."
by Funky_Hot_Jesus July 22, 2012
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Bugasm

the pleasurable experience once gets when scratching a bug bite.
She was having a bugasm when she scratched at the mosquito bites on her arm.
by DJ Dent May 26, 2009
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Michael Baygasm

The 120 minutes (at least) where you are sitting with a mixed emotion of extreme visual entertainment and a serious WTF sensation.

Includes the majority (if not every) movie by Michael Bay.
Basically take any action scene and add extra explosions and big things killing each other in the most brutal way imaginable .. then add some more explosions .. after all that you add some more explosions .. Then an extremely hot babe .. Then more explosions and 120 mins (at least) later you have fully experienced an original Michael Baygasm.
P1: Dude I just saw Transformers 3.. It was the biggest Michael Baygasm I've ever seen.

P2: Dude i know .. WTF .. .. She was pretty fucking hot though huh ?!

P1: Explosions and stuff !! and fuck yea she was !!
by Gasmed out October 13, 2011
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Bargasm

An inexplicable and deafening outburst of simulateous girlish shrieks experienced at a pub. Commonly witnessed during bachelorette parties.
Mark suffered a heart-stopping scare when a booth of women next to him errupted in a bargasm over seemingly nothing.
by IrishLaddy May 7, 2009
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Bangasmic

A mixture of the two words, Bangin' and Orgasmic which are sexual ways to say "Awesome" It shows that something is beyond awesome.
The food at that restaraunt was so Bangasmic I could die!
by hendoking92 December 27, 2010
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